I'm laying in your front yard are you home
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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