hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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