I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Can I color on your dick again?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
i think im in europe. pls send help
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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