i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
