She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Send help, water and tortillas.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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