I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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