yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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