Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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