if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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