i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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