The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Never underestimate the power of titties
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