To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
