The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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