i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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