honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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