I saw his package. It spoke to me.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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