And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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