so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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