If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I need moral support for this bender
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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