they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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