awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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