fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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