So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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