But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My balls are so social today.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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