:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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