is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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