Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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