Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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