We're facebook friends in real life
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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