i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
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