can u get pink eye on your cock?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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