i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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