did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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