:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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