i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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