I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Text me some of your sweat
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
