big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
