Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Duck Duck Cougar?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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