WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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