do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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