in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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