I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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