brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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