on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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