he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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