You surviving the open bar?
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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