ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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