??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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