Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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