we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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